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Q. What does a woman do with her arsehole before making love?A. Drops him off at the club.Is this sexist? Who decides whether it should or should not be?It is just one of a random collection of quips, poems, paraprosdokians, anecdotes, philosophies and rants selected from the compiler's email inbox over a period of years. A collection of fun, filth and philosophy!Remember that he didn't send these emails, he received them. He hopes you will fi...

I was having a dispute with my wife-she pulled my hair causing me to turn into a lamp standard!" This is but one of the many excuses used by motor accident claimants. Many more of his favourites and quirkiest have been chosen by the author and included in the chapter "We Arnott Amused". From humble and often homeless beginnings the author succeeded in building one of the country's largest car insurance businesses and this, his second book, rev...

Spice is the variety of life."-This is one of the book's many "Chrissarisms" and just about sums it up. The book brings together, in the words of The Literary Consultancy, "a wealth of material." Described as "a sort of autobiography", it is not just about a boy who, from humble beginnings, created one of the country's leading car insurance businesses. It is much, much more than that. In a series of mini biographies you will meet characters li...

This short book asks a simple question: "Why do we tolerate a political system under which incompetence and dishonesty thrive?" It also gives the answer... and offers the solution. The author once stood as an Independent candidate at the 2005 general election. He describes his experience as both "Pissing into a hurricane force wind" and "Trying to fart against thunder!" Married with four children and six grandchildren he, like most of us, woul...