Everybody Craps but What the Heck is That?
Ball, David A.
Everyone poops. Sure, but can you name them all?
There are poops that ring the toilet like an anaconda snake. There are turds so big you'd think it was a brownie Bigfoot baked. Dookies come in lots of sizes. Some are thin and some are fat. You may think you've seen 'em all, my friend. But what the heck is that?!
Butt Beans. Fart Fritters. The Corn Dogger. Mount Crapatoa. The Armored Stank. And, of course, the infamous Flamin' Hot Butt Pudding....
