3 Ergebnisse.

7:30 PM Persephone: You ever wanna murder a deity? 7:34 PM Hades: . . . Let me guess, your mom? Persephone: Wow, babe. You're great at this game. Rising from the Underworld into the twenty-first century may have seemed like a second chance for Medusa, but love is elusive when heroes would rather slay a monster than date her. Disliked for his dire prophecies, blind prophet Tiresias would rather make a new life for himself than join hero...

6:47 PM Himari: Kevin, you're friends with that pizza guy Billy, right? Kevin: If by friends you mean he cheats off my Calc homework, and I steal his Red Bull from his dorm when he isn't looking, then yeah. Why? 6:48 PM Himari: Well, V just kind of ... impaled him? Himari: She feels awful. Henchmen and sidekicks aren't supposed to save the world. They're supposed to brew coffee, take pics of their hero or villain for social media, and ...

1:43 PM Hero: Hey, so saw you swiped right ... nice, um, photo. Can almost see that creepy smile under that hood. 1:56 PM Villain: Your photo is sickening as well. That pure face, noble gaze ... bleck. 1:58 PM Hero: Lol. Guess we're a good match then. Cortex and V meet on Meta-Match, a place where heroes and villains pair up to become each other's nemeses. A match made in heaven ... or maybe the other place ... the two enjoy sparring a l...