Prologue
Clements, Nigel Traumatised in 1973, Samuel 'Spud Carrot' Collins
unwittingly finds himself wrenched from the sanctity
of his innocent existence and propelled head first into
the 'Real World.'
A world replete with budding 'Evil Empires' and
disgruntled Botanists. 'Top Secret' Submarines and
Lecherous German Newsagents. Classic songs from
the early seventies and of course... 'Vol-eu-Vents.'
Assisted, hampered and assailed by the most motley
collecti...