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WHAT DO VAMPIRES EAT FOR THANKSGIVING?C.D. Bitesky realizes he has a big problem when his fifth-grade teacher asks everyone in class to bring in an old family recipe for a Thanksgiving celebration. Sure, his Transylvanian ancestors all had their favorite nourishment-but then vampires have such peculiar tastes!Danny Keegan, Howie Wolfner, and Elisa and Frankie Stein help C.D. stir up just the right traditional concoction. But when they feed it ...

MY BABYSITTER IS A VAMPIRESUMMER VACATION TURNS BATTY!Moose Island doesn't have many babysitters, so Meg and Trevor Swain figure they'll have to put up with what they get. But when weird Vincent Graver shows up at their front door, they know they're in for big trouble. Whoever heard of a babysitter who has pointy little teeth, carries a mysterious red liquid around in a bottle, and doesn't like pizza?When Meg discovers Vincent's fascination wi...

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Ann Hodgman's basement is home to three guinea pigs, a cage full of birds, a big gray rabbit, a prairie dog, a bulbul (look it up), two little rabbits, a hamster, and twenty-six pygmy mice. And that's just the basement.Would your parents ever let you have that many pets at once? If Ann Hodgman were your parents, she'd let you. Here is the true story of what it's like to live in her barnyard--er, house--with more animals than you'll be able t...

Are you almost over the hill? Know someone who is?Getting older is no fun, but it sure can be funny. How do you know when you're approaching the big 4-0? Here are a few clues:* Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense.* A kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer.* At your checkups, the doctor has begun to ask if you're still sexually active. * Midnight seems awfully late.* You're more interested in websites that will calculat...

A hilarious memoir in short stories from an author who has had almost every kind of pet imaginableAnn Hodgman's basement is home to three guinea pigs, a cage full of birds, a big gray rabbit, a prairie dog, a bulbul (look it up), two little rabbits, a hamster, and twenty-six pygmy mice. And that's just the basement. Would your parents ever let you have that many pets at once?If Ann Hodgman were your parents, she'd let you.The House of a Millio...

Recipes for regular people who love great food by "a humorist and cookbook author whose recipes really work." To create her very best recipes for Beat This!, a cult favorite and a hilarious book full of seriously delicious recipes, Ann's formula was simple: "Double the chocolate and add bacon." But when she decided to go vegan, what in the world was she going to put in her pound cake-buttons? For a while, her kitchen resembled a molecular ...

In BEAT THIS!, Hodgman taunted readers: "Are your recipes better than mine? I can't believe it. But if you think your potato salad will make me lie down and dry with shame, send in the recipe." Now Hodgeman presents the winners - including a potato salad that did beat hers. Chockablock with Hodgman's witticisms and pronouncements, this book will have readers laughing aloud as they turn out unbeatable dishes.

Author Hodgman is a funny lady. In this book, she explains how she got that way. But the book only goes up through sixth grade. After that, her life became so embarrassing that writing it down would have caused the pages to burst into flames.