Sunshine and the Stalker
René, Dani / Webster, K.
Dating is difficult for someone like me.I'm obsessive, arrogant, and rude.This means I must be creative when bedding a woman.I learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.Some call it stalking. I call it clever research.It gets me what I want and when I want it.When I get bored, I move on.My system works like a charm...Until a little ray of SUNSHINE shows up. * Dating is nonexistent for me.I'm quirky, silly, and inexperienced.T...