The Eternal Shtup
Sanders, Roy Morris Weinstein was afraid when he died, his favorite activity, shtupping, would be lost forever. He was most pleasantly surprised to find HE encouraged it. Anytime, anyplace, with anyone. There was never a shortage of willing women. Morris had an eternal smile on his face. EventuallyHE bellowed. 'MORRIS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH."G-d was worried about Earth's population explosion. "Where would they all go?" He appointed tousle haired Bobby and volup...