Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard: a...
Segundo, Jerome / Priest, Robert
Adrift, loveless, and unemployed, recent college grad Jerome Segundo remedies all these deficiencies simultaneously upon landing a job and striking up a romance with a coworker. His consort, just slightly older chronologically but infinitely more sophisticated and experienced, exposes him to the delights of cuisine, culture, and coitus (occasionally in tandem). Their relationship transforms and enriches Jerome's life -- until a sexual assault ...