My Girlfriend, the Witch-Queen
Smythe, M. P.
All I wanted was help for our village.
Sure, she's cute--gorgeous, even--funny, and a bit of a nerd, but she's also the Witch-Queen. For heaven's sake she conquered the world with her legions of daemons and now rules it with an iron fist.
And I'm just a lumberjack from what was once Tennessee. I'm just here to get her to come save our village from a rogue daemon. I'm into fungi and anime, not wealth and ruling the world.
But after a chan...