I Wish I Could Be Peter Falk
Zits, Paul![I Wish I Could Be Peter Falk](https://support.digitalhusky.com/media/annotations/sorted/375/37506772/CHSBZCOP0337506772.jpg)
He has outlived his usefulness. He is stressed, over-produced, and in crisis. He is searching for a role in modern society. So he is turning to Benedict Cumberbatch, green nylon bombers, and Rambo: First Blood Part II. He is turning to GQ, graphic knits, and Idris Elba. He is practicing his faces, his trances, his channeling, and his shopping. He is looking for something to impress, for a statement, for the suit with a reservoir of potential. ...