The Babysitter Blunder
Thorne, Lolita![The Babysitter Blunder](https://support.digitalhusky.com/media/annotations/sorted/441/44136659/CHSBZCOP0344136659.jpg)
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A few days ago, social services gifted me a daughter. Six-year-old Ivy has my eyes, is cute as a button, and couldn't have landed in less capable hands than mine.
I have zero parenting skills, my bedside manner is non-existent, and my job doesn't take kindly to Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. All in all, I'm heading straight for a Worst Father of the Decade award.
Lucky for me, I manage to find a babysitter in a town renowned for thei...