Advice, 25 cents
Goodman, Ronald I. David Solomon's career as an advice-giver began in the 5th grade when he advised a classmate, who complained of not getting enough allowance, to leave a ransom note on the front door, demanding what he wants, then hide in the woods until dark. "Leave a bag of money here tonight, " the note said, "and your son will be returned to you safely." The boy's parents recognized their son's poorly disguised handwriting, of course, and were waiting for ...