Dwayne Hickenbottom and the War Boots of Doxxville
Perkins, G. A. Wherever danger lurks, wherever evil threatens to destroy humanity, wherever something really nasty and icky is happening, there's Dwayne Hickenbottom, saviour of Doxxville... running the other way, or at least, trying to.
Dwayne is a cog. A very small cog in very large machine. Not a very important machine, but a machine none the less. The great stationary supplying machine of the 20th century. He likes coffee, tidy work areas and untangle...