Adah doesn't want to vote for a Blue Jay. Adah also doesn't want to vote for a Cardinal. She knows neither of them will do anything to stop those Egg Snatching Snakes. They will just talk and brag and boast and promise how if they were elected, they would most assuredly, this time, once and for all, without a doubt, end any snatching from the Snakes. Of course, it never happens. The Snakes only get more brazen. And the birds only live in more fear, making them even more dependent on and susceptible to whoever it is they believe is the candidate with the best marketing scheme. So Adah did the one thing that no one ever expects anyone to ever do to a political problem in the middle of a political campaign. She decided to solve it. This compendium is a must read for any and all who seek an intellectual inspiration beyond the same ole same ole.