These poems comment on every-day life, with its rapid changes and its frequently amusing peculiarities and paradoxes. Over half of the poems are humorous, but many are serious. Almost all have regular rhyme and meter. The poems implicitly express the author's philosophy of life: enjoy our beautiful universe (it's the only one we've got), share a laugh, and try not to stub a toe on every passing chair. Have you ever had a computer ask you for a date, or tell you that you are deceased? Have you ever fallen in love in a laundromat? Do you find it hard to get going in the morning? Are you amused by people who make too many excuses, or who sing off key? Do you love rocks or mountains or quirky friends? Have you wondered what to do with your retirement years? Then this book is for you.