Not your ordinary trucker, Cobey Muller is still driving his 18-wheel semi, but the aerial grace of a pole dancer's flight stirs his sense of beauty and his notions of fine art. He's on the road recruiting dancers to compete in his Million Dollar Pole Ride, when his financial backers tell him to fix the winner. While Cobey struggles to keep the contest straight, we meet Ana from Havana, Folly with the karate kick, the sinuous Green Mamba, and Perfect Storm, champion of Eastern Europe. We also meet Ginger, who can't dance but has dreams of her own. Join Cobey's wild ride seeking high art in low places, in this fast, funny, and original thriller that will grip your senses while it tickles your eyeballs.