If you've wondered what it's like to:
*Bite a horse while you're riding it
*Jump from an airplane and try to swim back
*Find humor in the Book of Genesis
*Make a quilt from 4, 000 1-9nch squares
*Write and publish your own books
...And go through life with a grin

This book was written for you. Welcome to the mind of David J. Steele. It's a strange and wonderful world. It should be enjoyed in bursts.