Excerpt from Circular Saws

It is about a swan that wished he was an ugly duckling again. He was one of those two swans who stand at the edge of the Round Pond, have black feet and holes to put tape through in their beaks. Only they won't let you put tape through.

What he said was (quite simply), Liberty, Equality and Fraternity. To which his mate said, Then why do you always eat more than your share But the other swan was an idealist and took no notice.

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