Coffee: One reason to wake up. Cannabis: The reason to stay up. First came "The Philosopher's Stoned, " followed by "Cannabis Consciousness Companion." Here comes ancient wisdom combined with humor in "COFFEE AND CANNABIS." Wake up and smell the cannabis coffee! Life happens...coffee helps. I'll have a cafe mocha marijuana latte to go, please. Step aside coffee. This morning calls for cannabis! WARNING: Consumption of cannabis may cause feelings of euphoria, make music sound better and/or inspire creativity. Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. We drink a potion made from magic beans everyday, and it brings us back to life. "Be strong" I whisper to my coffee. Coffee enlivens the dank life. An absolutely fabulous reason to get out of bed in the morning. Here's to the Stoners! You can't complain when you've got Mary Jane. May your coffee kick in before reality does. Coffee and Cannabis are your best bets for creating a happy day. And if your day is happy, you can make others happy too. As P.T. Barnum says: "The noblest art is that of making others happy." And..."If by club you mean reading club then, yes, I'll be up in the club tonight.