This book will instruct the reader in the basic tools of Law and how to affordably hold others who harm you accountable for their actions instead of running away from the world and wallowing in victimhood. Table of Contents: I. Legalese: the Inevitable Result of American NihilismII. A Defense of Legal FictionsIII. Using Fictional Conveyance of Language Laws Against Alleged Debt Collectors IV. Credit Card ProcessV. SyntaxVI. The Live Life Claim and Basic Common Law CourseVII. On Jurisdiction and ImmunityVIII. Understanding The Law - Case Law is King!IX. Courtroom Strategy and ProcedureX. Income TaxXI. General Transportation ProcessXII. Arrest and Booking ProcessXIII. Prosecuting the Technocracy ProcessXIV. Conditional Acceptance Contract and Lawful Notice to Comply with Covid-19 Restrictions and Requirements