What would you do if you learned that you were worshiped as a god by a bunch of history professors? Embrace your divine status or freak the hell out?When a shy atheist is abducted, she uncovers that she is worshiped by obsessed academics who live in the style of Ancient Rome. These cos-playing super nerds even built a New Rome. Unfortunately, they built it in a town dominated by several conventional Christian churches who are obsessed with shutting them down. Ava would leave these warring religious groups to their conflict, but it turns out the town is her father's shocking secret legacy. Plus, a certain priest of New Rome made a vow of celibacy and she'd like to test his resolve. Will Ava grow into her new and unusual "job" and convince a guy who worships her to -- you know -- love her instead?Get lost in the book readers call "a spicy page turner, " and "hilariously weird.