Miles Stephens is a young actor from London. Out of work, unemployable, and fired from his last job, he unexpectedly gets the chance to star in a big-time Hollywood movie. The film is a great success, propelling him to worldwide fame - but when the dream doesn't match the reality, he turns to Clare, lifelong friend and girl next door. Clare knows two important facts: When you break chocolate, the calories fall out… And that she's totally in love with clueless Miles.