Tina wants to feel Indian. Really Indian. Not Indian in the sense of attending a yoga class in Brooklyn. She wants to know the real India, only whenever she visits, people take her to bars and restaurants and boutiques that could be anywhere in the world.Now she has her chance, as she heads to Delhi for her glamorous cousin's week-long wedding. Navigating a world of Delhi playboys, dating agencies for widows, and wedding guests with personal bodyguards, Tina is determined to have an authentic experience, now if only someone would tell her what that was...