In this, his first and only collection, which was compiled after getting off his posterior with the intent of finally doing something for posterity, the author has included fact and fiction-poetry, prose, songs, book reviews, published articles, a school paper, and even a dollop or two of that so-called "lowest form of humor" for which he could never apologize: the inescapable pun. You will also discover what passes for his face on the cover. As for the curious choice of title, well, take another look at the cover and you may notice that, instead of a forehead, the author's bulbous noggin came with a fivehead.