Prepare to be scandalized by the memoir of Dixon Thompson, a playwright and actor determined to leave his mark on history. In this tell-all, he spills the sordid details of the debauched night that inspired his breakout play, including his sinister plot to reunite a washed-up piano prodigy with his pining ex. But beware, this isn't your average love story, it's a tale of shattered illusions and moral relativism that'll make you question the very nature of "fair game".