In Garfield's Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. Sleep - "The best 18 hours of my day" Coffee - "Mother Nature's Jumper Cables" Dogs - "They contain 90% of the world's drool supply." Love - "…is splitting the last piece of pizza." Exercise - "My favorite spectator sport." Mondays - "The armpit of days." Golf - "That's Scottish for 'AAARGH!