Esau Karuma never expected to marry -- he's really not the type.

But when he hears about a girl who's got to get married immediately or else she'll be crushed under a whole mountain of trouble, Esau doesn't hesitate to volunteer. He'll whisk her out of the way of disaster, marry her real quick, get her settled someplace she'll be comfortable, and that will be that. No reason in the world either of them should be too much of a nuisance to the other.

Given his whole life so far, he should have known that plan might be a little too optimistic …