The age of man is waning thanks to an increasingly coddled, lost and emasculated generation of Millennial Males. Humorist and noted social commentator Lex Jurgen breaks down 99 rules for manhood that may just save the future of mankind. From the sacred to the profane, a beginner's handbook if you will for millions of men raised on participation trophies, unmerited esteem, and non-science based specialty diets. There is hope for the wayward Millennial Male living in your basement. Just not a lot. This Christmas, why not get the 16-35 year old man in your life something that will make your own life much better. That selfless giving bit is vastly overrated. Your son, brother, boyfriend, husband, nephew, and his untucked short sleeve plaid button down shirt wearing semi-employed friends need this now. They'll thank you later.