ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, SLAVE-PIGGIE? DO YOU WANT MOMMIE TO SPANK YOU UNTIL YOUR BARE CHEEKS ARE PURPLE, TO MAKE YOU DRESS IN A BALLERINA OUTFIT FOR THE GUYS WHEN THEY COME OVER TO WATCH FOOTBALL--TO BE FORCED TO SERVE YOUR FORMER FRIENDS ORALLY...AFTER ALL, YOU'RE NOT A MAN ANYWAY ARE YOU, YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MASOCHIST!