#1 International Best Seller!73 year old Mrs. Alice Perivale is told she's too old to be useful, but she doesn't sit around and take sass like that. She is too old to care what anyone thinks, and she'll say so!Alice discovers there's a prophecy about her, and our stubborn, feisty grandma finds herself with an extraordinary, magical world to save from wicked, destructive forces! She's led by an adorable, mystical creature with self-esteem issues and a worrying candy habit.Trespassing straight out of well-behaved expectations with her chin held high, Alice takes off on a precarious and legendary journey through a beautiful, wild land. She's armed with brains and experience, her stab-tastic knitting needles, a herd of cats, and her skeptical-yet-devoted butler Henderson, who tries to keep the tea hot and make sure Mrs. P takes her pills on time.Alice won't put up with any shenanigans, and evil stands no chance against her, liable to be walloped by her cane, or worse!Have a cookie and escape on this perilous, laugh-out-loud adventure. Alice Perivale is the heroine you never knew you needed, just when you needed her most!YA+ Mrs. Perivale and the Blue Fire Crystal is the first book in the much-beloved Mrs. Perivale series, which was written specifically for the viral meme below:@broodingYAhero said, "It's amazing how many prophecies involve teens. You'd think they'd pick more emotionally stable people, with more free time. Like grandmas."To which @Dinuriel replied, "...I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time.Wish Granted!Book two, Mrs. Perivale and the Dragon Prince, will come out in the fall of 2020.There are many more fantastical reading escapades, delightful memes, and people who love books and a good cuppa, over at Dash Hoffman's Facebook and Instagram! Come join the fun and get updates every time a new Dash book comes out!