The classic tale of a boy and his sentient, fundamentalist penis. Manfred is not quite Westboro Baptist Church crazy, but he's close. He's also casually racist, incessantly demanding, and has a puddle-deep understanding of his professed religion. And Sam Meyers can't get away, because Manfred is Sam's penis. For 20 years, Sam has suffered in secret as the only person who can hear Manfred. This ill-fated arrangement is becoming worse for both of them: Sam desperately wants to lead a normal life, while Manfred wants Sam to get baptized, reject his agnostic views and Jewish heritage, and continue to provide at least four quality handjobs a day. My Christian Penis explores the themes of redemption, identity, empathy and human evolution... all while reveling in absurdity. It is, after all, the story of a talking penis.