The book adaptation of "www.oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus.tumblr.com", this aims to update world mythology in a way that could destroy several harmless grandmas. Through use of rage and swearing, Dr. Lightslayer conveys an inappropriate level of passion for Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Norse and other tales. Collecting stories ranging from the Iliad to Beowulf, this invective-laden book is sure to be a delight to all but the most sensitive souls.