Martyn Grogan has woven an ironic tapestry of London life in New Labour's Britpop Britain, peopled with larger-than-life characters, inextricably linked through hilarious social and sexual encounters as they live, work and love in the metropolis.

Their adventures transport us from the back streets of South East London's Abbey Wood to the Oak Bar in New York, from the Old Vic to Studio 54 and from Sloane to Times Square. En route, they get involved in strange equestrian high jinks in the Meatpacker district, strip-tease at The Dorchester, sexual encounters of the 40, 000-feet kind, naked abduction in Queens, a menacingly salacious poster campaign and finally the transformation of a Chelsea church into Berlin's Kit Kat Club. Above all there is the mystery of Wanda Moon.

This is a roller coaster ride of a story, disgracefully erotic but unashamedly fun, with non-stop laugh-out-loud moments along the way. Fasten your seat belt, relax and enjoy this shamelessly hedonistic, adult, metrosexual tale!