Leeds, a place where all kinds of things happen...university, clubs, work, parties, drugs, sex, music, religion, fundamentalism, mentalism, sometimes both. This is a short piece that eventually was the prototype for Francis Tiain-Steel's novel Northern Soul and first novella collection Three Novellas. A lot of people have asked just for the novella so here it is. Special notes come on the back from various writers and comedic poets and performers.