The moment the outer gates admit you into the ground you prepare yourself to be surprised at nothing. You are entering an inverted world, a world of caprice, a world without law, and a world which, if left to itself, would soon be a worse pandemonium than Dante ever imagined." Ovens and Murray Advertiser. 6th June, 1903 Herein lies a madness of buildings, a collective noun that can only ever apply to somewhere like mayday hills. Come, join us on our journey of the mind while we explore the many mysteries of this amazing facility and all that lies within We're not strange, off, weird nor crazy... our reality is just different to yours.