Explore this lighthearted look at service in the 3rd United States Infantry Regiment (The Old Guard) from 2000 to 2004 as seen through the eyes of a wide-eyed Washingtonian with both a penchant for sarcasm and a firm grasp of history. Tales depicting the day-to-day challenges and triumphs of life in the Army's oldest and most storied of units keep the material engaging and often humorous.