A retired, middle-age mafia couple inherits a defunct Cruise Line, changing it into a spousal death ship that secretly offers Senior Couples specialized services for one near broke spouse needing to knock off their horrible, hard to live with husband or wife. When two "newly wed" couples accidentally arrive on board, riotous Anti-Love Boat comedy-havoc breaks out until the cruise has docked. It's a funny, unpredictable, 'Love Boat', 'Golden Girls', 'Sopranos', fun to read family cruiseline comedy.