Containing in one place as many of the thousand bits and pieces about speaking (as opposed to reading or writing) common, colloquial "street" French, intended for English-speaking tourists and other casual users, especially those who have never taken a French course before, and balm to those suffering post-français-101 PTSD. Also containing a possibly revolutionary insight into how to learn French that will outrage every French teacher on the planet, especially the experts. This version is safe for use by high school students.