At the gates of Heaven, in the Thirty-Sixth Chamber of the Kings, the Advocate and his generals sit in judgement on the souls that wait there. Unfortunately there's been a problem since the Requiem Virus, and when the Books of Life get loose the problem is exacerbated.
Dealing with the backlog of souls is hard enough, but then tensions explode between the whole carlsontucking lot of them, not helped by their inability to use proper curse words.
Can the Advocate bring peace to these factions, or are they doomed to fight in the Forever War?
The Untold Gospel of the Universe explores racism and populism in modern culture in a refreshingly original manner, bringing a new twist to the genre.