In this book, we have (sorta) serious things, like nuclear bombs, tanks, and really not serious things like Russian Elmo and Farting Cats. Well, I need to tell you about the story. When Elijah's little brother Abe gets kidnapped,
Elijah embarks on a journey to rescue him before it's too late (he doesn't actually know if there's a time limit or not). Then, he basically tries not to get killed while rescuing Abraham (Abe) Cohen, who seems to not be exactly... Abe-y. This book is filled with joy and pain, suffering and cat farts, disaster and betrayal, and really immature stuff.