Thank you for taking the time to read The Best Newcastle United Football Jokes Ever. In this book we take a light hearted look at football, the referee and of course our rivals.

We have scoured the country for some of the best and funniest jokes, most jokes were thought up on terraces or in the pub after a game and a few beers.

This book covers some of the best jokes, no joke has been kept out of this book for being politically incorrect or too rude.

Get ready to share a laugh ...