The Boringbar War is a very intense, fast paced semi-autobigraphical novel written in just three days, as part of a national Three Day Novel competition run in June 2006. It is a sharp parody based around a true story, and is written in a series of short stories that describe dysfunctional people and impossible to solve disputes. Despite the seriousness of the content, this is an extremely funny and insightful look into the very worst sides of human nature. The writer of the Diceman described it as "A truly remarkable achievement".