In this book, Rozniecki tackles every random topic a Mensa member could think up, and if it were possible, even more. In The Kind-Hearted Smartass: Volume 3: Maybe The Best of the Trilogy, you'll learn all about: how a Tinder CEO didn't know the definition of "sodomy, " why the TGI Fridays mistletoe drones idea was worse than slippers in sandals, what the next "hangry" might be, and how online IQ tests read to a snarky mind.Not only that, Rozniecki: provides the top ten times when it's best to not take a selfie, explains how Congress is like a marriage, points out the fact that the Flonase tagline is stupid, and crushes Americans' hopes that Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg will give them all of his money, cars, homes, and beauty tips.