The biggest book ever on the subject of Homo Sapien foolishness. From BOOKS, HOW-TO ("Nasal Maintenance: Nursing Your Nose Through Troubled Times or "Let's Make Some Undies) to POP STARS, INTELLIGENCE OF (after being offered a buffalo wing: "Oh, I don't eat buffalo."--singer Jessica Simpson) to SPEECHES, CAMPAIGN ("Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial in the Civil War and all that stuff. You can't be. And we are blessed. So don't feel sorry for ... don't cry for me, Argentina."--President George H.W. Bush, on the campaign trail).