CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS GETS LOST! Lookout sees all.'Newly trawled up documents, smelling strangely of tobacco, reveal that Christopher Columbus couldn't find his way out of a paper bag! Convinced he was voyaging to China and Japan, he got a bit lost and ended up in America. Hastily scrawled and badly spelled diary entries, seemingly written in 1492, reveal a little more than is usually known about this famous seafarer.