Excerpt from The NonsensicalMore than five feet of the world's classiest mendacities have been searched and plagiarized in the making of the volume. The author also acknowledges his indebtedness to the great commercial combines which have made a joke of the Constitution and other matters otherwise too deadly solemn to form the subject of a jest.About the PublisherForgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.comThis book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully, any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.