Rory and Tess: I completely lost it. I'm lucky I wasn't suspended, considering I'm a Detective. I roasted that stranger's perfect bottom when I caught her sleeping on the park bench three times in one week. Then I impounded her car and carted her off to my mother's. Now every time I look at her, I think - Finders/Keepers I'll never be able to let her go.Bridget and Dell: He's an attractive, well-mannered and inexperienced geek. A 'project' boyfriend is just what I need, Someone I can mold into the perfect guy. He's helpless against my skills and with a name like Delbert, I bet disciplining a woman has never crossed his mind. As long as I can keep him away from my brothers' influence, I'll have him wrapped around my finger in no time. Or not?