Meet Mo Merrydrew, Reluctant Vampire Queen of Great Britain ....

Mo Merrydrew is getting used to being Vampire Queen - ruthless, fearless, good at ripping heads off. Only she really isn't a vampire, or a head ripper-offer. She is an ordinary schoolgirl from a tiny village who also happens to be very good at wearing crushed velvet and fake fangs. Now she just has to get all the vampires in the land to swear allegiance to her and save them from the vampire hunters who are rapidly picking them off. Easy-peasy, eh? Doing her best to keep this whole Vampire Queen thing secret is becoming more difficult by the minute ...