In the nation's capital, political elites don't have rules, and you can't complain to Human Resources. It's just easier to get out as fast as you can... and maybe write a book.


This book started out as a complaint to human resources, scribbled on a yellow sticky note and carefully hidden in a desk drawer. Six months later, it ended up as 350 pages of hilarious insanity.


Look, we've all had bad bosses. Most of us just survived until we could find other jobs. But until you've been screamed at for not answering your phone on the toilet - or because you couldn't drive into work during a blizzard because thousands of people were abandoning their cars on the highway - you haven't had a boss like Barb Guano, the former Special Assistant to the President of the United States who has no qualms about microchipping people against their will. Welcome to the only job in Washington, D.C. where a person seriously begins to wonder if he just might be paving the way for the Antichrist.