When Heather, a girl with an artistic flair and a knack for casual relationships, moves in with her blind uncle Odie, things get complicated. An aging deadbeat, a college freshman with ejaculatory problems, a garrulous conman from Moose Jaw, a needy hypocondriac who has the audacity to die, a trio of suburban nymphomaniacs, a comic book vendor with a penchant for rubber women and a fairy who can really sing, all compete for Heather's attention. She really needs a day off.